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just airing me dirty laundry :)
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I once stole a pack of gum.
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This is america.. who’s not an ex con??
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I jay-walked once in 2003.
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and you got away with it
you must be some kinda criminal mastermind
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‘fo what
this one time my dad went to jail
he fixed a light bulb
and then he walked back out
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If the person in the airplane seat behind me kicks the back of my seat too much, I do a quick recline to hit them in the head or knees.
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Me
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lol im dutch tho... it still stands out here
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i got a d and a d and assault and battery
young me was a scrappy motherefucker
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Square
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Can you make toilet wine?
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lol nope.... i wasnt in for long enough to get that desperate
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I have a sneaky suspicion Dutch prisons are much different than American ones.
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I have a federal criminal record....
For underage drinking and smoking pot on federal park land. I got a really big ticket. I never did get any charges for fighting and bar-brawls... Doesn’t mean I shouldn’t have.
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you get a record for underage drinking ?
O.o
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I thought you were British and moved there?
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dad was british..mums dutch i have a british passport
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I’m taller than I am wide, so I’m undersquare.
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we get discovey channel; :)
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that seems fair :)
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What a bunch of assholes. I mean yeah, you were technically breaking the law, but to federally-f someone over for that is some next level puritanical bullshit.
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I can top that. I stole a bag of Sour Patch Kids once.
I’m hard as shit.
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Are you also found guilty of chronic masturbation while visiting Golminea?
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hmmm... nope
inncocent of that one
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Who do you want to have your back in an 80's style martial arts throw down? Ten angry eagles or ten hungry boa constrictors?
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ill take the boas
if nothing else they’ll give me the time to run away :)
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See Citroen’s waving flag...’MERICA!!!
FREEDUM!!! (except when you do little, mostly-harmless things that offend certain people and that are easily enforced against without breaking your constitutional rights... ESPECIALLY if you do it on Federal lands. If I had been shooting up the Ranger Station with my AR-15 I would have gotten a local jurisdictional slap on the wrist for destruction of property and possibly reckless endangerment, but god forbid we infringe on my 2nd amendment rights to shoot a gun on Federal lands! (I’m a gun owner, and I’m pro-gun control))
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Have you met America?
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Thats what they want you think....
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I can top that. I stole* the theft prevention training videotape from a convenience store I worked at.
*I mean, they instructed us to throw it away because it was outdated and they replaced it, but I took it home.
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When I was in prison, the hooch was made with fruit or jelly packets and they used a pant leg lined with a bunch of trash bags. Lowered into the crawl space below the cells through the pipe chase that feed the toilet/ sink.
The inmates weren’t too happy when we cut them down and pitched them. We later went up and put concrete over the holes to prevent such schananigans.
We only found 2-3 hooch pants. I think the word got out and they pulled them up.
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I’ll be weird and ask an actual question about it. Do you regret what you did?
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nope
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You absolute madman.
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I never got convicted.
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I got arrested at 15 for joyriding in the middle of the night with no license. I snuck out of the house and took my sister’s 1992 Ford Tempo. It had the 3.0 Vulcan V6, so it was a total hot rod (130 hp, boi).
I got a stern talking to by the judge, 80 hours of community service, and grounded for a whole summer. And the car got impounded.
I guess you could say I’m a badass.
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![]() 05/21/2018 at 07:20 |
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cant member if i starred you last night... so ill reply instead :p (may have been a little drunk)
i guess i should have seen that coming.. considering the one time i was in the states i had to assume the position for the crime of smoking whilst wearing a trenchcoat (rollies)
some asshat called the cops on me as i spent a couple hours on a park bench traffic watching
the land of the free sure dont allow much fun